Newest PC Version of 911
America, and the world, needs a new politically correct fantasy concerning the bombing of the Twin Towers in New York on 9-11. Many Americans believe that blaming Islamo-fascists for the deed leads to a distorted view of a peaceful, loving religion practiced by Muslims. This needs to be changed. A new, more appropriate account must replace the findings exposed in the investigations, one that may also influence elections in America. Therefore, here is a new PC fantasy that should alter our thinking to more fashionable views. If this one does not work, we can easily create another one.
“Investigators have uncovered a deep conspiracy relating to the destruction of the Twin Towers in New York on 9-11. They found a group of radical Bapto-fascists from the South had hijacked one of the airplanes that plowed into the Twin Towers. A group of Mormo-fascists from the West hijacked the other. They had planted evidence making it appear that peaceful Muslim students and tourists had actually done the deed, in order to get Americans to support the American government’s invasion of two peaceful and progressive Muslim nations.
“Active Radical Presbo-fascists were also discovered operating a secret cell in Afghanistan, sending false messages to America to create the impression the peaceful, progressive Taliban was involved, along with a Sunni charitable leader, Osama Bin Laden, in the event in New York. Assisting them was a secret cell in Iraq of radical Lutho-fascists sending messages to America tarnishing the good name and reputation of the George Washington of the Middle East, Saddam Hussein, and the charitable efforts of his two sons in making Iraq a happy Muslim paradise. These two secret radical Christian groups were sent to the Middle East at the urging of the Vice President to create enough anxiety for the American people, so they will support our President’s invasion into those two free, peace-loving, progressive nations.
“It was also found that many corporate leaders in America were deeply involved with the President and Vice-President in this conspiracy in order to corner the market on the oil from Iraq and the opium poppies in Afghanistan. American greed and great profits being stolen from poor Muslims in both countries was the motive. Americans, ashamed of their country because of these conspiracies, will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrat candidates who promise America will retreat from those fronts and pay reparations to all those Muslims who have been offended by the actions of the Republicans.”
Well, that fantasy ought to do it. It bears no relationship to anyone living or dead, here or there, and to see it otherwise is coincidental, but who reads disclaimers.
There seems to be a ready demand for this kind of fantasy in America today, so it should get traction and help Americans believe the Republicans have conspired to paint peaceful Muslims as radicals. They want us to believe the Muslims would even cut off the head of a schoolteacher whose Sudanese students named a teddy bear Mohammed. How can Americans ever live down these false views of poor Persians, Iraqis and Afghanis, as Muslims, being so cruel and inhumane, when they practice such a peaceful religion? When contrasted to the violent edicts of Christian ministers urging their followers to burn and kill in the name of Jesus, America should change its ways, dump its Constitution, destroy all books and articles applauding the American founding principles, and swear allegiance to the Ayatollahs, Imams and Mullahs who know best how to lead a nation.
Now, who could ever be against all that? We live in a time where fantasy and fiction rule, and what we are led to believe by those in the mainstream media, television and Hollywood, is supposed to be true. Americans would be happier if they just accepted the bull-poop provided by those who know best, whoever that might be. As for me, I will be one of the few who accept the original findings on what caused 9-11, even if it is not politically correct.